Anyway, as much as I want to be a social butterfly and wow people with all my charismatic charm, I just can’t be one of those types. I should be introducing myself to everyone there, pretending to be exceedingly brilliant, and playing the part of a pushy salesman so that people will take my survey. But no, I’d be more comfortable just throwing myself at their feet and begging them to please take my survey. But no, I can’t even do that because it’s unprofessional to act desperate. It’s hard being me.
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